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I've never been much enamored of antiques.  Your standard antique reminds me too much of the stuff that was all around me when I was growing up.  At the risk of betraying my age, I can tell you honestly that they weren't classified as antiques back then -- just worn-out old hand-me-downs.  You have to talk about real antiques -- truly ancient artifacts -- before I start to get interested.

The items we've collected in this genre are the everyday objects that common people owned.  They are the flotsam and jetsam of normal economic and domestic life, articles that even the lowliest peasant would have in his domicile.  Items that end up laying scattered around in the dirt by the thousands when civilizations disappear.  And basically, the only antiquities we can afford to buy!

It's easy to see that real art and care went into the making of these simple objects.  They're not like the cold, mass-produced plastic or nickel-plated, stamped-out crap that you get nowadays.  There's a lot of love embedded in their craftsmanship; it's inherent in them and it lasts forever.  You can literally feel it when you handle them.

What common articles do we have in our own homes today that could be held up to this standard, hundreds of years from now?  I can't think of many objects that would even survive that long, ephemeral as they are.  Our porcelain toilets would certainly weather the assault of deep-time -- but I would judge that there's not much artistic merit in that particular domestic accoutrement.  Is that the best we can offer to future archeologists?

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Pre-Columbian Articles

Terracotta pot, carinated-shaped tripod with pronounced upper lip, El Bosque red on buff, incised, with clay appliques (salamanders?), 1-7/8" tall. Costa Rica, Central Highlands/Atlantic Watershed region, 100 B.C 500 A.D (Period IV).
Terracotta pot, tripod legs, incised patterns, 2-5/8" tall. Handles in the form of a human nose with hands around it -- very whimsical!  Costa Rica, 100 B.C 500 A.D.
Clay roller stamps, 1" tall and 2-1/4" tall. Used for making decorative impressions in wet clay strips. Mayan, 1000-1500 A.D.
Clay whorl, 1-1/8" tall by 1-3/4" diameter. Used for spinning thread or yarn.  Colombia (Quimbaya), 1000 1500 A.D.

Terracotta tripod Chocolate Pot, 11" tall. This particular type was used as a funerary vessel for burnt offerings. Fierce-looking reptilian creature on top of each leg. Clay rattle beads inside legs. Costa Rica Atlantic Watershed region, 500-1000 A.D.   The pride of our collection, damaged though it may be.


Terracotta bowl,  3-1/2" tall by 5-3/4" diameter. Panama (Cocle), 500-1000 A.D.  Gorgeous decorative style, typical of all Cocle articles.  Heavy manganese encrustations, which take centuries to form, mark this piece as authentic.  It came dearly.
Terracotta vessels, 3" to 4" tall, decorated.  Mexico (Jalisco), ca. 300 A.D.  Dubious  provenance, likely forgeries.
Clay Flask, 6" tall, Mayan, 600-900 A.D.  Possible forgery, but a darned good one if it is!  Would have had a leather thong tied around its neck to allow it to be carried around.
Clay blackware bird (vulture?) vessel, 8" tall. Hanging hookhole in snout.   Peru (Chancay), 1000 - 1400 A.D.  Hole in one eye, possibly there to equalize air pressure when drinking from the spout.  Match your everyday plastic drinking tumblers to this guy!
Clay bird (duck?) vessel, 6" tall.  Some original painted decoration survives.  Peru, 1200-1450 A.D.

Other Articles

Clay columnar idol, 4" tall.  Northern Syria, 2500 - 2000 B.C.
Faience shabti figure, 4" tall.  Egypt,  Late Kingdom, 26th Dynasty, 663 - 525 B.C.   See this linked page for more details.
Clay spouted vessel, 3-1/2" tall.  Mesopotamia, 200 B.C.
Glass bottle, 6-1/2" tall, Roman, 100 - 200 A.D.

Clay figure, 5-3/4" tall.  Phoenecian, 300 A.D.  Possible a child's toy?



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NOTE:   To the best of my knowledge, these items were legally obtained.  Almost all were bought from reputable antiquities dealers, with proper legal provenance.  Because so many of the items exist, there is nothing  particularly rare or of archeological value here.  (Surely by now, every museum that wants one, has one.)  Regardless, in my view many of the laws covering import prohibitions on these kinds of  items are based simply on politics, institutional greed and sovereign pomposity.

Are any of these items modern forgeries?  Probably so.  A "certificate of authenticity" from the seller simply means that you can get your money back if you can prove it's a forgery.  Good forgeries are hard to detect, and there is big money, and thus high motivation, in doing your forgeries well.  Knowing this, I can take solace only in figuring that the percentage of forgeries in our little collection is likely no higher than what you will find in any ordinary museum.  (I've read that you can put a nice ancient patina on a small forgery by passing it through a goat or a cow, from front end to rear!)



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